It also turns out that Ursula was a man, with hands that could crack lobsters. We watched as she worked her way down the bar dancing and talking/disturbing various people. We giggled until we realized that It wouldn't take very long for Ursula to make her way to us. Words cant describe the look on my wife's face as she was being dragged off to the dance floor by a tranny to 80's synth songs.
Pure Magic! I highly recommend it. The song ended and my wife and Ursula returned from the dance floor.
Something was wrong. It seems like she had reached the end of the bar and was staying.
"I like you guys"
"Oh No", I said
"I'm really a man. Some times I dress up and come here"
not really a surprise there, but she also said she had a boyfriend.
"A boyfriend?" I said.
She then explained how she didn't have to pay for anything or suck dick and produced some fake pearls and a fake fur for us to examine.
I tried to debate the value of fake fur vs real fur, but quickly realized it was a lose lose for everyone involved.
Ursula told my wife she needed to learn how to shake "it", in order to keep me interested. I laughed and thought Ursula had a valid point.
I guess it was at that point that Ursula felt we were close enough to ask me to go outside and "smoke some of this rock". I politely declined, so she washed down two white ecstasy pills with a long island iced tea instead. Pills, Wigs and Long Island Ice Teas. Her eyes looked like someone had just pulled the lever on a slot machine and her eyes were spinning. I was hoping for three pineapples when Ursula turned to me and my wife and said,
"You Need to take her home right now and impregnate her".
At the time, it sounded more like a threat. A romantic one, but a threat nontheless. So, I agreed. The crazy thing is that it worked. I'd like to take this moment to thank thank you, Ursula. wherever you are. You'll always have a special place.
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